1 00:00:01,566 --> 00:00:03,742 Previously on "Reginald the Vampire"... 2 00:00:03,829 --> 00:00:05,179 I think I have a superpower! 3 00:00:05,266 --> 00:00:06,484 - How did you get in here? - I glamoured him! 4 00:00:06,571 --> 00:00:08,051 No more glamouring other vampires, 5 00:00:08,138 --> 00:00:09,748 and not a word about this to anyone. 6 00:00:09,835 --> 00:00:12,012 Reginald can glamour other vampires. 7 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:13,361 That's impossible, and you know it. 8 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:15,450 Reginald, he's behind this. 9 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:18,018 What happens if I fail the Assessment? 10 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:20,063 - You die. - Need to contact Nikki. 11 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:21,369 Nikki brings death and destruction 12 00:00:21,456 --> 00:00:22,761 wherever she travels. 13 00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:25,634 [grunts] 14 00:00:25,721 --> 00:00:28,158 Maybe you could help me train. 15 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:30,682 I have a problem 16 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:34,164 that requires your special touch. 17 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:39,517 [car horns honking] 18 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:41,171 Hold the doors. 19 00:00:44,783 --> 00:00:46,002 Thanks. 20 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:47,351 [clears throat] No worries. 21 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:50,224 Floor? 22 00:00:50,311 --> 00:00:51,616 Yours. 23 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:54,576 [upbeat music] 24 00:00:54,663 --> 00:01:01,539 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:04,020 [elevator bell dings] 26 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:06,979 You're cute. 27 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,633 I'm happy to be whatever you want me to be. 28 00:01:10,635 --> 00:01:11,984 Anything? 29 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:15,510 Surprise me. 30 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:16,772 [neck cracks] - Surprise! 31 00:01:17,729 --> 00:01:19,644 [body thuds] 32 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:25,085 Thanks for the room, lover. 33 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:28,610 I think I'm gonna like it here. 34 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:33,658 [breathing deeply] 35 00:01:35,617 --> 00:01:37,227 I don't understand the point of this exercise. 36 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:40,143 Visualize, believe, achieve. 37 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:43,015 Or, conversely, I could buy a big hammer. 38 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,930 When do I get to hit it? - Focus. 39 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:46,541 Your body's an instrument. 40 00:01:46,628 --> 00:01:48,195 To use it properly, you need to be aware 41 00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:49,805 of what's happening to and within it 42 00:01:49,892 --> 00:01:51,676 at all times. 43 00:01:51,763 --> 00:01:53,113 Let's try the Power Breath Protocol again. 44 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,071 But all that did was make me feel dizzy. 45 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:57,421 Reggie, come on. 30 quick breaths. 46 00:01:57,508 --> 00:01:59,510 In through your nose, out through your mouth. 47 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:01,469 Then take a deep breath and exhale. 48 00:02:01,556 --> 00:02:03,732 Hold it until you need to breathe in again. 49 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:05,212 [inhales deeply] 50 00:02:05,299 --> 00:02:06,865 Why are you helping me? - I want you to live. 51 00:02:06,952 --> 00:02:08,824 That's good to know. 52 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:10,608 What do you want? 53 00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:12,306 - Sarah. - Okay. 54 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:15,091 Keep her in mind every time we train. 55 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:17,659 Everything you do, you do for her. 56 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:20,096 For example, Power Breath Protocol. 57 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:21,576 [sighs] Okay. 58 00:02:21,663 --> 00:02:25,101 [breathing deeply] 59 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:28,322 Have you heard from Maurice? - No. You? 60 00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:30,237 No. [inhales deeply] 61 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:32,108 How did you two meet? 62 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:34,850 - I met Maurice in Ibiza. - Cool, that's fashionable. 63 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:36,982 It's a feeding ground. 64 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:39,420 The best kind. - Oh? 65 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:42,336 We hunted together, fed together. 66 00:02:42,423 --> 00:02:44,903 When I heard he put up here in Akron, I dropped in. 67 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:46,601 Because you've always wanted to see 68 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:48,559 the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame? - That's in Cleveland. 69 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:49,952 And the Wu-Tang Clan deserve to be in it. 70 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:51,519 [chuckles] 71 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:54,217 Vampires nest. It's what we do. 72 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:55,914 Not too many of our kind live alone. 73 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:58,308 Maybe it's because time passes so slowly 74 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:00,267 and there's so much of it. 75 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:01,746 What if you have a girlfriend? 76 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:03,226 Vampires don't have girlfriends. 77 00:03:03,313 --> 00:03:04,836 Well, maybe I'll be the first one to do that. 78 00:03:05,881 --> 00:03:08,100 Maybe you will. 79 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,711 Did you think about what I asked you 80 00:03:09,798 --> 00:03:12,104 about leaving town before the Assessment? 81 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,325 I've been staring at a cinder block all afternoon, 82 00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:16,805 and now you want me to run and hide? 83 00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:18,502 I want you to be safe. 84 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:20,069 That's all. 85 00:03:20,156 --> 00:03:21,636 Now, come on. 86 00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:23,159 Okay. 87 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:24,291 [breathing shallowly] 88 00:03:24,378 --> 00:03:25,422 There you go. 89 00:03:28,164 --> 00:03:29,209 - [groans] - Whoa, easy now. 90 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:30,384 Hang on. There you go. Come on. 91 00:03:34,649 --> 00:03:37,042 How are you feeling? 92 00:03:37,129 --> 00:03:39,306 Never better. Top of the world. 93 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:40,916 You're looking a little pale. 94 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:44,311 Oh, I feel tremendous. 95 00:03:44,398 --> 00:03:46,095 Well, in any case, drink this 96 00:03:46,182 --> 00:03:48,532 and eat as many of these as you can, okay? 97 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:50,926 Vitamin C increases your blood antioxidant levels 98 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:52,623 by up to 30%. 99 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:55,626 Oh. Sounds great. 100 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:58,063 And maybe take some of these iron pills too. 101 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:00,457 I'm so sorry about this. 102 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:01,893 This is the only way I know how to survive. 103 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:04,331 Oh, it's no worries, Reginald. 104 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:05,941 I'm your huckleberry. 105 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:09,640 [sniffs] 106 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:12,643 [eerie music] 107 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:14,645 ♪ ♪ 108 00:04:14,732 --> 00:04:16,995 Ugh. 109 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:19,433 Whoo! 110 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:22,349 Oh, that hit the spot. 111 00:04:22,436 --> 00:04:24,699 - Always glad to be of service. - Hmm. 112 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:26,701 So is there anything else I can do for you today? 113 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:29,617 Oh, Todd, you've done more than enough already. 114 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:31,575 Hey, I bet you can't guess what I did. 115 00:04:31,662 --> 00:04:33,751 If you want me to, I will. 116 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:36,058 I'll try a thousand guesses if that's what it takes. 117 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:38,147 That's okay. Sarah and I went on a date. 118 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:41,585 - No way. - We did! 119 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:43,457 Ah, that is excellent news. 120 00:04:43,544 --> 00:04:45,197 - Right? - How did it go? 121 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,331 Any time I spend with Sarah is just amazing. 122 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:50,290 - Like a dream come true. - It is. 123 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:52,944 This is nice. 124 00:04:53,031 --> 00:04:54,381 I feel like I don't really get to talk 125 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:56,818 to anyone about Sarah besides Sarah. 126 00:04:56,905 --> 00:04:59,603 I mean, there's Maurice, but he's still pretty dubious 127 00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:01,257 about the whole-- - Did you kiss her? 128 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:02,954 - What? - Man, if I was you-- 129 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:04,608 not that I ever could be, that's just crazy talk. 130 00:05:04,695 --> 00:05:06,349 But if I was, 131 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:07,742 I'd kiss her. 132 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:09,526 She's very kissable. 133 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:11,093 She is. 134 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:13,965 So? Did you kiss her? 135 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:15,445 No. 136 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:17,447 But there has to be an explanation for that. 137 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:19,971 It's probably just because I didn't find the right moment. 138 00:05:20,058 --> 00:05:22,191 Right? 139 00:05:22,278 --> 00:05:24,324 Shouldn't every moment be the right moment for a kiss? 140 00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:27,152 Huh. 141 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,373 You're right. 142 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:33,333 You're absolutely right. Every moment should. 143 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:36,814 Whoa, we're late. 144 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,514 [echoing] Listen to me. 145 00:05:40,601 --> 00:05:43,299 You were never here, and you never saw me today 146 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:45,997 and gave me admittedly great advice about kissing. 147 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:48,217 Go now, and take these doughnuts, 148 00:05:48,304 --> 00:05:49,566 because it's the least I can do. 149 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:52,569 [ethereal music] 150 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:59,489 ♪ ♪ 151 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:08,411 - Hi. - Oh, hi. 152 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:10,500 I'll take a Chocoholic Blast-- 153 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:12,284 With a pinch of Tropical Coconut. 154 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,895 Can you make it a dash this time? 155 00:06:13,982 --> 00:06:15,026 I think I'm building up a tolerance. 156 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:16,550 [scoffs] A dash? 157 00:06:16,637 --> 00:06:17,855 It's, like, 1 1/2 pinches. 158 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:21,119 Right, standard American units. 159 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:23,818 I could stick around if you want, play some games. 160 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:26,864 Gee, I wish you could, but the Shack is slammed. 161 00:06:26,951 --> 00:06:28,300 And I'm tired. 162 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:31,913 I didn't know you people got tired. 163 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:35,525 Anyone ever tell you that's a very rude phrase 164 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:36,831 to say to someone? 165 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:38,441 If you don't wanna hang, just say so. 166 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:40,748 I'm not a kid. I can handle it. - Tomorrow. Promise. 167 00:06:43,228 --> 00:06:44,969 I miss you too, okay? 168 00:07:00,115 --> 00:07:01,638 [chuckles] 169 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:03,118 - Hey. - Hey. 170 00:07:03,205 --> 00:07:04,728 What are you doing? 171 00:07:04,815 --> 00:07:07,688 I mean, I know what you're doing. 172 00:07:07,775 --> 00:07:09,472 Snack prep's a calling and a duty. 173 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:12,301 Hmm, back home, we grew our own snacks. 174 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:14,303 You can grow corn nuts? 175 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:16,305 Not exactly. 176 00:07:16,392 --> 00:07:18,307 So no corn nuts? 177 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:19,743 No corn chips? 178 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:21,832 No puffed or popped corn of any kind? 179 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:23,921 Paying for it was unnecessary 180 00:07:24,008 --> 00:07:25,749 when you can make your own treats. 181 00:07:25,836 --> 00:07:27,447 - Counterpoint. - Mm-hmm. 182 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:30,624 Corn is tasty in all of its outward shapes, 183 00:07:30,711 --> 00:07:33,365 and it keeps us employed. - Mm. [chuckles] 184 00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:37,239 [heads thunk] 185 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:38,893 Oh! - I am so sorry. 186 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:40,721 What were you-- 187 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:42,331 It was just a planned-- unplanned impulse. 188 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:44,115 To headbutt me? 189 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:46,640 Corn nut frenzy? That's possible. 190 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:49,381 In all its outward shapes. 191 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,035 I'm-- 192 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:53,951 [eerie music] 193 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:57,477 You have blood on your nose. 194 00:07:57,564 --> 00:07:59,479 Oh. 195 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:02,482 Oh, it's nothing, seriously. I'm-- 196 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,008 Okay? 197 00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:12,796 ♪ Call and respond for the show, they can holla back ♪ 198 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:15,407 ♪ Pour a little drink in my cup ♪ 199 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,932 ♪ Go blank as I loosen up ♪ 200 00:08:18,019 --> 00:08:19,455 ♪ Close my eyes, let the beat ride ♪ 201 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:21,109 [knock at door] 202 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:23,198 ♪ Late night, I'm catchin' the vibe ♪ 203 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:24,504 [knock at door] 204 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,253 [gasps] 205 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:38,213 [dramatic music] 206 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:40,563 ♪ ♪ 207 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,565 Hey, Reggie. 208 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:44,088 Hi, Maurice. 209 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:47,744 Gonna invite me in? 210 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:50,486 I'm pretty sure that's something 211 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:52,619 they just made up on TV. 212 00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:54,708 You still got good manners, right? 213 00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:56,013 Yeah. 214 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:00,452 [sighs] 215 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,591 So... 216 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:09,984 where were you? 217 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:12,421 I mean, were you gone? 218 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:14,336 Not that I noticed or marked the time, 219 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:17,818 but I'm still pretty curious about your whereabouts. 220 00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:18,906 Nowhere special. 221 00:09:18,993 --> 00:09:20,864 Oh, okay. 222 00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:21,996 That makes sense. 223 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:26,087 But I gotta say, 224 00:09:26,174 --> 00:09:27,654 when I thought you were gone for good... 225 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:32,876 That was--that was a big problem for me. 226 00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:34,095 You're right. 227 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:36,706 I should have done better by you. 228 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:38,403 I will do better. 229 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:40,884 I just-- 230 00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:42,669 I don't know, I needed some time to clear my head. 231 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:45,106 I'm sorry too. 232 00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:48,805 Which assumes you're sorry? 233 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,894 Yeah. 234 00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:52,766 Yeah, I shouldn't have gone there. 235 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:55,246 Look, we can have a problem. We just gotta talk it out. 236 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:56,552 Yeah. 237 00:09:57,988 --> 00:09:59,729 Glamouring Penelope and LeBron 238 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:02,036 may not have been the best idea. 239 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:04,386 No. No, it wasn't. 240 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:11,480 So you wanna catch me up? 241 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:13,003 What have you been up to while I was away? 242 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:14,657 [exhales heavily] 243 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:18,879 Well, okay. [clears throat] 244 00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:20,707 I might become the first vampire ever 245 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:21,751 to have a girlfriend. 246 00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:22,839 That's a life goal. 247 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,972 And hopefully it'll involve 248 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:27,975 a first kiss if I don't headbutt Sarah again. 249 00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:29,454 Wait, you headbutted Sarah? 250 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:32,153 - Not on purpose, but... - I hope. 251 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,243 And Mike has been training me 252 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,375 with the whole mind-body connection thing 253 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:39,203 so I can break cinder blocks with my bare hands. 254 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:41,902 - Mike's training you. - In your absence. 255 00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:44,165 And is Sarah still the most important thing 256 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,557 in your undead life? 257 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,255 By a factor of infinity. 258 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:48,996 And you know I'm still not on board with that, right, 259 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:52,042 you and Sarah? - Oh, trust me, I remember. 260 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,219 No more glamouring vampires? 261 00:10:55,306 --> 00:11:00,094 No, no, completely retired from that scene. 262 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:03,401 Well, would you mind if I help Mike out 263 00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:04,751 with the training? 264 00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:07,362 Yeah, that would be great, thank you. 265 00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,408 Oh. 266 00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:13,411 [dramatic music] 267 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:17,807 ♪ ♪ 268 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:20,201 I really missed you when you were away. 269 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,249 [sighs] 270 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:30,602 I missed you too. 271 00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:37,261 [upbeat music playing over earbuds] 272 00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:39,089 ♪ ♪ 273 00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:42,484 ♪ Wasn't me that keep 'em beatin' ♪ 274 00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:46,183 ♪ When I need it most ♪ 275 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,490 ♪ Talkin' to you, and you believed it ♪ 276 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,448 [laughs] 277 00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:53,495 Wow. [chuckles nervously] 278 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:57,542 Hey, what would you say 279 00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:02,547 if I asked you out on another date? 280 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:06,464 I would say, "Wow," and, "It's about time you asked." 281 00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:08,205 That's exactly what I was hoping you'd say. 282 00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:11,339 [laughs] But maybe I pick the place this time? 283 00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:13,036 - You don't like my place? - Oh, no, no. 284 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,951 It was great. 285 00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:17,345 Up until the projectile vomiting incident. 286 00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:18,302 It did not pair well with the wine. 287 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,869 Mm. 288 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:23,873 All right, you pick. 289 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,397 If I'm being honest, I don't really care where we go. 290 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:27,964 I just want to go with you. 291 00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,487 Aw. 292 00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:30,619 [chuckles nervously] 293 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,231 ♪ You believed it, you should've known it ♪ 294 00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:35,624 [laughs] 295 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:38,453 ♪ ♪ 296 00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:58,865 Is that what I think it is? 297 00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,475 Don't touch anything. 298 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,259 So it is. 299 00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,218 What in the world are you doing with herb-of-the-cross? 300 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,220 Prepare for the worst, 301 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,917 hope for the best. 302 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,441 Wise words to live by, it's true. 303 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:13,444 But this herb will rob a vampire of all her power. 304 00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:14,619 Yeah. 305 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:17,709 Yes, it will. 306 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,843 [ominous music] 307 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:26,806 ♪ ♪ 308 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,852 [sputters] 309 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,636 [door clicks shut] 310 00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,856 Levi? - Is that it? 311 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,075 [chuckles] 312 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,859 Come on, Sare-bear, bring it in. 313 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,513 [gasps] 314 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,516 [chuckles] Come here. Hey! 315 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:44,562 [laughs] 316 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,347 What are-- what are you doing here? 317 00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:47,565 What do you think? 318 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,132 I came here to see my baby sister. 319 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:52,614 Oh, well, great. 320 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,007 I missed you. 321 00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,662 What's on your mind? 322 00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:00,448 Come on, you know I can tell. 323 00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:02,798 Levi, I'm not going back. 324 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,321 Who said anything about going back? 325 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,890 - But-- - Look. 326 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,979 You were always smarter than me. 327 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,416 So--so, no, just-- 328 00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,288 It took me awhile, yeah, 329 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,899 but I understand why you left the church. 330 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,771 You do? 331 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,469 Yeah. 332 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:22,818 Exact same reason I left. 333 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,954 You're out? 334 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,086 We've got a lot of catching up to do. 335 00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:32,959 [sighs] Come here. 336 00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:38,007 [sighs] 337 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:41,576 I--I promise I'm gonna be better. 338 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,099 I'm gonna be the brother that you deserve, 339 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,535 and we are gonna be a family again. 340 00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,713 I can't tell you how much that means to me. 341 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,628 Me too, Sare-bear. 342 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:53,196 [both chuckle] 343 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,719 You got a place? 344 00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,765 Oh, yeah, I got a room in some flop. 345 00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:59,159 It's not too bad. I got free local calls, cable. 346 00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,638 The pool's empty, but-- 347 00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:03,032 Okay, you're not staying at a motel. 348 00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,860 You're gonna stay with me. 349 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,166 That's good. 350 00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:10,997 Hey, Reginald. 351 00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:15,001 You'll never guess who this is. 352 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,960 [dramatic music] 353 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,483 ♪ ♪ 354 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:25,794 [singing operatically] 355 00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:32,801 ♪ ♪ 356 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:35,673 [dramatic orchestral music] 357 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:42,680 ♪ ♪ 358 00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:54,649 I'd like this handled as quickly as possible. 359 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:58,174 Here's your target: Reginald Andres. 360 00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,741 He's a vampire? 361 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,440 [laughs] 362 00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:04,964 Wonders never cease. 363 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,186 Here. Prices have gone up since last time. 364 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:16,584 - Wow. - Inflation gets us all. 365 00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:19,413 I've prepared the contract in advance. 366 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,459 Just fill in your package selection and sign it. 367 00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,505 I'll fax it to the Council. 368 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,943 Idiot. 369 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,076 This job isn't sanctioned. 370 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,121 [gasps] 371 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:35,385 Fun. It's a secret? 372 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,953 I adore secrets. 373 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,565 [mysterious music] 374 00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,263 You'll be needing this one, then. 375 00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:48,181 Well, that is quite the markup. 376 00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,400 Unsanctioned kills are risky. 377 00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,620 But with higher prices come the benefits. 378 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:56,972 See, the gore level goes up to seven bloody stakes. 379 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,583 Council only allows three. 380 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:02,282 Imagine living life with so little imagination. 381 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,892 I don't want him to suffer. 382 00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,981 I just want him dead. 383 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:09,724 How's about a little UV light torture 384 00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:12,509 or evisceration for half price? 385 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,337 So you're upselling me now. 386 00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,078 Well, I did come all this way 387 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,340 to Akron. 388 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:21,475 So no add-ons? - No. 389 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,743 I'll start as soon as you transfer the deposit. 390 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,788 No digital currencies, please. 391 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,490 Oh, thanks for letting me use your facilities. 392 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,231 Bodies are such trouble. 393 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,409 Do consider my special on families. 394 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:43,627 Good through the end of the month. 395 00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,810 [exhales heavily] 396 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,725 That woman is insane. 397 00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:57,902 That woman is a stone-cold killer 398 00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,774 for over 300 years. 399 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:04,474 And a killer is just what I need. 400 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:11,525 [light music] 401 00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:14,789 Welcome to Slushy Shack. How may I help you? 402 00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,921 Sour Apple Scream. Thanks. 403 00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:22,405 You know what? Never mind. 404 00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,451 Is Reginald around? 405 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:27,236 Yeah, Reginald's in the break room. 406 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,325 He's our employee of the month. 407 00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,197 Again. 408 00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,155 - Nice. - Oh, excuse me, sir. 409 00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:36,811 You're actually--you're not supposed to go back there. 410 00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:39,988 Hi, welcome to Slushy Shack. 411 00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:41,685 How may I help you? 412 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:47,474 ♪ ♪ 413 00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,519 Reggie, I need a word. 414 00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:50,607 What? 415 00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:55,177 - Quick question. - Okay. 416 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,005 Let's talk about the holes in Todd's neck. 417 00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,354 That's more of a statement than it is a-- 418 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,617 - Feeding on Todd stops now. - But-- 419 00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,619 Todd is a human, okay, not cattle. 420 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,055 You can't just treat him like that. 421 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,796 - But what am I supposed to do? - You hunt. 422 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,755 I suck at night stalking, okay? 423 00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,757 Like, I tried it. 424 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:12,412 The whole sucking bit, it's just not in my arsenal. 425 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:13,587 When was the last time you got out there? 426 00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,589 It's been a while. 427 00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:18,200 I've been on a hiatus. - That's not how it works, man. 428 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,115 I found a steady food source. 429 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,509 It's convenient, close at hand. 430 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,380 I don't understand why I can't just keep doing it-- 431 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,601 Todd's a crutch. Cut him loose. 432 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,646 Fine, okay. 433 00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,127 I'll cut him loose. 434 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,086 But what about, like, tomorrow 435 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,001 or the next day or the day after that? 436 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,394 You don't need to feed every day, okay? 437 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:41,180 But when you get hungry, you do like we do. 438 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:44,922 You hunt. - Okay, hunt it is. 439 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:51,059 [ominous music] 440 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,235 Uriel, protector most high 441 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,758 against the descendants of Cain, 442 00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,847 I pray thee grant me the strength and wisdom 443 00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,762 to deliver my sister unto thee. 444 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,373 She has strayed, 445 00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,896 turned her back on the fold, 446 00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,898 and sullied herself among the unenlightened. 447 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,944 Help me bring her home, 448 00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:09,208 where she can be cleansed and sanctified 449 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,166 in the warmth of your purifying blood, 450 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,386 that your light may shine upon her forever. 451 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,564 Your faithful servant, Levi. 452 00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:20,001 [video game blipping] 453 00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,698 Yes, new high score. 454 00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,744 All right, all right, step aside, rookie. 455 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,572 [video game blipping] 456 00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,661 Wait a sec. Are you humoring me? 457 00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,315 What? 458 00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:30,533 Every time I make a new high score, 459 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,144 you beat it by 50 points exactly. 460 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,842 The perks of walking with the undead. 461 00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:37,061 We're excellent gamers. 462 00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:39,020 Well, there's only one thing to do. 463 00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:41,327 Fair is fair. You need to turn me. 464 00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,111 [chuckles] Hilarious. 465 00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:44,678 [quirky video game music playing] 466 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:45,896 Claire. 467 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:46,854 Let me talk before you say no. 468 00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,072 No. 469 00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,596 But I prepared a speech. 470 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,815 - You are 12. - You don't get it. 471 00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,121 This isn't about me wanting to be 472 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,514 a competitive arcade gamer. 473 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,690 I need this. - No one needs this. 474 00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:58,648 I'm gonna do you a favor and forget that you asked. 475 00:20:58,735 --> 00:20:59,910 Please? 476 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,564 I feel safer when I'm around you. 477 00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:03,349 Maybe--maybe if I was like you, I'd always feel safe. 478 00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,002 Claire. 479 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:06,656 Forget your age. 480 00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:08,876 A nonstarter in and of itself. 481 00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:11,008 Do you remember the Assessment I told you about? 482 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:13,141 - Yeah. - If I fail, I die. 483 00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:15,622 And anyone I turn dies with me. 484 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,667 The Council is very serious about their siring protocols. 485 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,626 Okay, and that's really sad, but if you win-- 486 00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:21,149 I'm not having this conversation. 487 00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:22,759 Fine. 488 00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:24,935 Wait. Let me ride home with you. 489 00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:27,198 Don't bother, Reginald. I can take care of myself. 490 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,158 [suspenseful music] 491 00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:33,117 ♪ ♪ 492 00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:34,554 C-Claire? 493 00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:38,558 ♪ ♪ 494 00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:44,607 [birds chirping, ducks quacking] 495 00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:49,003 [intriguing music] 496 00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:52,049 ♪ ♪ 497 00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:54,661 Subject Todd Sleator, aka Just Todd, 498 00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:56,706 enters park at 3:04 p.m. 499 00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,798 Follow Todd right to the vampire 500 00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:03,626 that haunts Rubber City. 501 00:22:03,713 --> 00:22:10,590 ♪ ♪ 502 00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:23,690 Subject Just Todd takes path toward the northeast exit. 503 00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:25,039 3:21 p.m. 504 00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:27,041 Ooh! 505 00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:28,434 Appreciate the save. 506 00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:30,436 You have amazing reflexes. 507 00:22:30,523 --> 00:22:32,089 I love your outfit. 508 00:22:32,176 --> 00:22:33,961 It was Fanny's. 509 00:22:34,048 --> 00:22:36,529 She was a very naughty girl, so I hads to punish her. 510 00:22:36,616 --> 00:22:38,444 Is Just Todd being a naughty boy? 511 00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:40,489 You heard me? 512 00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:43,274 Don't be ashamed. I have excellent hearing. 513 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,103 And sounds always travel farther in the woods. 514 00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:47,627 Don't you agree? 515 00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:49,455 Actually, trees absorb sound energy, 516 00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:51,761 so the greater the density of the forest, 517 00:22:51,848 --> 00:22:54,416 the greater amount of energy absorbed. 518 00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:56,244 By the trees. 519 00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:58,115 Is Just Todd cheating on you? 520 00:22:58,202 --> 00:23:00,466 Does he need punishing? - Oh. 521 00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:02,119 No, it's nothing like that. We're not dating. 522 00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:05,035 He's not my type. 523 00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:06,820 Then why are you stalking him? 524 00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:10,301 I'm not entirely comfortable with that word. 525 00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:14,610 Consider me a concerned friend. 526 00:23:14,697 --> 00:23:16,177 He's fallen in with a bad crowd, 527 00:23:16,264 --> 00:23:17,308 and I'm just trying to help. 528 00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:23,010 I wonder what it would be like to have a friend like you. 529 00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:25,491 I'm sure if your friends thought you were in trouble, 530 00:23:25,578 --> 00:23:27,188 they would do the same. 531 00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:28,624 [laughs] 532 00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:30,626 I am the trouble. 533 00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:32,411 [both laugh] 534 00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:34,717 I--I don't believe that. 535 00:23:34,804 --> 00:23:36,066 It's true. 536 00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:40,201 Tell you what. 537 00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:43,030 If you ever find yourself in trouble, you can come to me. 538 00:23:43,117 --> 00:23:45,772 I'll be your friend. 539 00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:48,252 But what if I don't want any friends? 540 00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:51,604 [suspenseful music] 541 00:23:51,691 --> 00:23:53,606 We can talk about that later. I gotta go. 542 00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:57,479 See you around? 543 00:23:57,566 --> 00:24:04,443 ♪ ♪ 544 00:24:08,795 --> 00:24:09,839 [truck horn blares] 545 00:24:09,926 --> 00:24:15,932 ♪ ♪ 546 00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:17,717 I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. 547 00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,066 That's where you're wrong, man. 548 00:24:19,153 --> 00:24:21,547 Only you can control this if you want to. 549 00:24:21,634 --> 00:24:24,463 Excuse me. What's going on here? 550 00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:25,942 [echoing] Listen to me. 551 00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:31,774 Drink. 552 00:24:31,861 --> 00:24:33,646 Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. What are you doing? 553 00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:36,953 You can't turn him. - I'm not turning him. Watch. 554 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:40,522 The blood we take can heal them if we give it back, okay? 555 00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:42,393 And Todd won't turn unless he dies 556 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,178 with my blood in his system. 557 00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:47,181 [dramatic music] 558 00:24:47,268 --> 00:24:50,532 ♪ ♪ 559 00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:53,492 You've been feeling a bit under the weather lately. 560 00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:55,406 But you're all better now, okay? 561 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,104 And tomorrow you'll be your old self 562 00:24:57,191 --> 00:24:59,541 with no memory of Reginald feeding on you. 563 00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:01,848 Ever. Go now. 564 00:25:01,935 --> 00:25:03,110 Forget. 565 00:25:03,197 --> 00:25:10,117 ♪ ♪ 566 00:25:12,772 --> 00:25:15,209 That well is dry, Reggie, okay? 567 00:25:15,296 --> 00:25:16,515 No more drinking from it. 568 00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:18,908 - Okay. - [sighs] 569 00:25:18,995 --> 00:25:20,301 [exhales heavily] 570 00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:22,042 It's like you didn't listen to a word I said 571 00:25:22,129 --> 00:25:24,044 about people and cattle. 572 00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:26,655 Look, I get it. 573 00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:28,788 The taste of blood, it's-- 574 00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:30,267 it's pure bliss. 575 00:25:30,354 --> 00:25:32,182 I'm not judging you. I'm concerned, okay? 576 00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:35,621 The impulses and tendencies you had as a human 577 00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:38,928 are only gonna be intensified by your new nature, okay? 578 00:25:39,015 --> 00:25:40,930 You keep going at the rate you're going, 579 00:25:41,017 --> 00:25:43,454 and you're gonna kill somebody. 580 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,239 You're feeding because you want to, 581 00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:47,807 not because you need to. 582 00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:49,330 It's a craving born in your mind, 583 00:25:49,417 --> 00:25:51,898 and that's where you need to control it. 584 00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:54,640 Just rewrite whatever's telling you blood is the answer 585 00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:57,947 with a more--I don't know-- positive solution. 586 00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:01,908 So you're suggesting 587 00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:05,172 cognitive behavioral therapy for vampires? 588 00:26:05,259 --> 00:26:07,261 Dude, just listen to your body, okay? 589 00:26:07,348 --> 00:26:09,393 Only feed when it tells you to. 590 00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:12,832 All right. 591 00:26:12,919 --> 00:26:14,224 It's gonna be a struggle, man. 592 00:26:14,311 --> 00:26:16,139 I know that. 593 00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:17,967 But when you need me, 594 00:26:18,054 --> 00:26:19,142 I'll be here. 595 00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:22,102 ♪ ♪ 596 00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:23,320 Thank you, Maurice. 597 00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:26,062 I got you, man. 598 00:26:29,936 --> 00:26:33,069 [zombies snarling, gunfire in video game] 599 00:26:33,156 --> 00:26:36,203 I love killing zombies. 600 00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:38,248 Don't know why. I just do. 601 00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:40,947 Zombies aren't real. They're just a story. 602 00:26:41,034 --> 00:26:42,470 I was like that once. 603 00:26:42,557 --> 00:26:44,341 [chuckles] Bullshit, you were. 604 00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:48,650 [console beeps off] 605 00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:51,740 Okay, look. 606 00:26:51,827 --> 00:26:55,526 There's a house of horrors in New Orleans. 607 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,920 Part museum, part sideshow, 608 00:26:58,007 --> 00:27:00,662 but mostly just a dank basement 609 00:27:00,749 --> 00:27:02,882 filled with questionable taxidermy 610 00:27:02,969 --> 00:27:04,753 and doctored photos: 611 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,147 bigfoot's footprint. 612 00:27:07,234 --> 00:27:09,584 But the main attraction 613 00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:11,717 was the real deal: 614 00:27:11,804 --> 00:27:13,849 a vampire, 615 00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:17,592 chained and starved, 616 00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:20,116 rotting from the inside out. 617 00:27:22,597 --> 00:27:24,164 That was what they came for. 618 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:28,821 That was something... 619 00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:32,825 Special. 620 00:27:32,912 --> 00:27:36,089 Every day... 621 00:27:36,176 --> 00:27:37,481 I hoped to die. 622 00:27:37,568 --> 00:27:39,266 But death wouldn't come. 623 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,618 People laughed 624 00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,185 and said I was a fake... 625 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:49,972 That my pain and decay 626 00:27:50,059 --> 00:27:53,323 were just acting and makeup. 627 00:27:56,936 --> 00:27:59,939 But there was one thing they couldn't figure out. 628 00:28:02,898 --> 00:28:06,815 It was the only part of my torture that impressed them. 629 00:28:06,902 --> 00:28:09,818 [dramatic music] 630 00:28:09,905 --> 00:28:12,386 ♪ ♪ 631 00:28:12,473 --> 00:28:14,997 How did they come up with that smell? 632 00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:21,656 One day, a vampire stumbled onto that house of horrors. 633 00:28:23,005 --> 00:28:24,572 A warrior. 634 00:28:27,053 --> 00:28:30,360 And she fed me the heart of the man 635 00:28:30,447 --> 00:28:33,059 who starved and chained me. 636 00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:35,583 She took my pain away... 637 00:28:37,193 --> 00:28:39,543 And gave me back my eternal life. 638 00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:41,023 Angela. 639 00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:49,640 When? 640 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,991 About ten years after you two split up. 641 00:28:52,078 --> 00:28:54,036 I made a promise that day, 642 00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:56,299 a vow I would always keep. 643 00:29:01,217 --> 00:29:03,176 I'm her spy. 644 00:29:03,263 --> 00:29:05,308 I spied on you. 645 00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:07,006 I told her what Reginald can do, 646 00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:09,269 glamouring vampires. 647 00:29:09,356 --> 00:29:13,273 I had to tell you the truth, all of it, before she did. 648 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,623 She's gonna kill him, Maurice, 649 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:17,364 before the Assessment. 650 00:29:20,193 --> 00:29:22,195 I couldn't let that happen. 651 00:29:22,282 --> 00:29:24,632 I couldn't let Reginald die. 652 00:29:24,719 --> 00:29:26,677 I couldn't let you die either. - [sighs] 653 00:29:31,117 --> 00:29:32,683 [sighs] 654 00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:41,127 Thank you for telling me. 655 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,745 Now get the---- out of my house, 656 00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:52,399 and don't come back. 657 00:29:56,272 --> 00:29:57,621 [clears throat] 658 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,550 ♪ Go back in time ♪ 659 00:30:13,637 --> 00:30:16,902 ♪ To save you ♪ 660 00:30:16,989 --> 00:30:18,251 - Here you are. - I'm gonna go. 661 00:30:18,338 --> 00:30:19,774 Gonna head out. 662 00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:21,907 What's your rush, Regi-round? 663 00:30:21,994 --> 00:30:23,909 Oh, a date night. You know, karaoke. 664 00:30:23,996 --> 00:30:26,172 So that spells disaster. 665 00:30:26,259 --> 00:30:28,696 Expanding my horizons, though, so there's that. 666 00:30:28,783 --> 00:30:30,567 Gonna have to trade insults later, all right? 667 00:30:30,654 --> 00:30:31,699 Rain check. 668 00:30:36,617 --> 00:30:38,445 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 669 00:30:38,532 --> 00:30:40,055 Your neck. 670 00:30:40,142 --> 00:30:41,665 What about my neck? 671 00:30:41,752 --> 00:30:44,538 You had a hole situation going on there. 672 00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:46,061 Two of them. You don't remember? 673 00:30:46,148 --> 00:30:48,716 - Remember what? - The bloody holes in your-- 674 00:30:48,803 --> 00:30:52,154 Oh, mercy, of course you forgot. 675 00:30:52,241 --> 00:30:54,200 Just like Sarah. 676 00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:56,767 But who... 677 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,422 Welcome to Slushy Shack. How may I help you? 678 00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:01,685 Sour Apple Scream. 679 00:31:01,772 --> 00:31:03,731 And is Reginald still here? 680 00:31:03,818 --> 00:31:05,864 Coming right up. 681 00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:08,475 No, he's not. It's karaoke night. 682 00:31:08,562 --> 00:31:10,303 Yeah, I heard. 683 00:31:13,393 --> 00:31:14,960 Sour Apple Scream. 684 00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:16,570 Have we met before? 685 00:31:16,657 --> 00:31:19,660 Yeah, yeah, sure. I'm practically a regular here. 686 00:31:19,747 --> 00:31:22,445 I don't know why, but this feels like 687 00:31:22,532 --> 00:31:24,360 the very first time. 688 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,189 Sour Apple? 689 00:31:27,276 --> 00:31:28,538 As if my life depended on it. 690 00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:31,454 [tense music] 691 00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:38,461 ♪ ♪ 692 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,465 [phone ringing and buzzing] 693 00:31:47,514 --> 00:31:49,559 Hey, Mr. Butterworth. 694 00:31:49,646 --> 00:31:51,779 I'm in sort of a hurry, so... 695 00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:54,477 What? 696 00:31:54,564 --> 00:31:57,654 Oh, sorry, that's my brother's van. 697 00:31:57,741 --> 00:32:00,309 Yeah, sure, I'll move it right away. 698 00:32:00,396 --> 00:32:01,789 No problem. [phone beeps] 699 00:32:01,876 --> 00:32:02,921 Okay. 700 00:32:07,751 --> 00:32:10,667 [dramatic music] 701 00:32:10,754 --> 00:32:17,674 ♪ ♪ 702 00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:29,121 What the hell, Levi? 703 00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:36,128 ♪ ♪ 704 00:32:36,215 --> 00:32:39,087 [intriguing music] 705 00:32:39,174 --> 00:32:46,051 ♪ ♪ 706 00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:50,359 [thermometer beeping] 707 00:32:50,446 --> 00:32:57,323 ♪ ♪ 708 00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:14,688 [dramatic music] 709 00:33:14,775 --> 00:33:16,037 ♪ ♪ 710 00:33:16,124 --> 00:33:17,169 [door clicks open] 711 00:33:17,256 --> 00:33:19,475 I hope you like Thai, 712 00:33:19,562 --> 00:33:21,086 'cause I-- 713 00:33:24,263 --> 00:33:25,525 What the hell? You went in my van? 714 00:33:25,612 --> 00:33:28,615 Right, Levi, because that's the problem. 715 00:33:28,702 --> 00:33:30,617 You lied to me. 716 00:33:30,704 --> 00:33:32,880 You said you were out, that we'd be a family again. 717 00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:34,229 We are a family. 718 00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:35,970 Oh, no. 719 00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:38,277 This is something else. 720 00:33:38,364 --> 00:33:40,975 A mattress with handcuffs in the back? 721 00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:42,977 The--the handcuffs were a last resort. 722 00:33:43,064 --> 00:33:45,153 I was never-- - Resorting to what? 723 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,460 Okay, truth time. Are you happy here? 724 00:33:47,547 --> 00:33:49,157 Really, in Akron? 725 00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:51,638 Yes, I am. 726 00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:54,032 This feels like a place to start. 727 00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:56,991 And I'm just starting. - Starting to what? 728 00:33:57,078 --> 00:33:59,167 I met someone. 729 00:33:59,254 --> 00:34:01,865 And it feels like it could be something really special. 730 00:34:01,952 --> 00:34:03,911 You don't belong here. 731 00:34:03,998 --> 00:34:05,739 You had a year to come to your senses. 732 00:34:05,826 --> 00:34:07,306 Well, time's up. I'm taking you home. 733 00:34:07,393 --> 00:34:08,959 I am home. 734 00:34:10,831 --> 00:34:12,528 [eerie music] 735 00:34:12,615 --> 00:34:15,662 This is not something that you get to decide for me. 736 00:34:15,749 --> 00:34:17,620 Not anymore. 737 00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:19,361 I am not leaving. 738 00:34:19,448 --> 00:34:20,667 You're turning your back on your faith. 739 00:34:20,754 --> 00:34:22,277 It was never my faith. 740 00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:24,627 I didn't choose it. - It chose you. 741 00:34:24,714 --> 00:34:26,020 You belong with the Enlightened. 742 00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:28,022 Oh,---- the Enlightened! 743 00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:36,291 [sighs] 744 00:34:36,378 --> 00:34:37,814 [rapid knocking at door] 745 00:34:40,469 --> 00:34:42,645 Hey, Reginald. 746 00:34:42,732 --> 00:34:44,125 Come on in. 747 00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:46,432 Am I early? 748 00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:48,608 No, no, you are right on time. 749 00:34:48,695 --> 00:34:50,523 My brother was just leaving. 750 00:34:50,610 --> 00:34:53,482 [tense music] 751 00:34:53,569 --> 00:34:54,657 ♪ ♪ 752 00:34:54,744 --> 00:34:55,832 Now. 753 00:34:59,227 --> 00:35:02,012 You want more time. Fine. 754 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,492 But in the end, you'll come home to us, 755 00:35:03,579 --> 00:35:04,928 where you belong. 756 00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:11,109 I'll be seeing you, Sare-bear. 757 00:35:11,196 --> 00:35:12,936 [echoing] Listen to me. 758 00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:15,722 You're gonna get in your van and drive home. 759 00:35:15,809 --> 00:35:18,377 Tell them that you tried but failed to find Sarah 760 00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:20,292 because you didn't. 761 00:35:20,379 --> 00:35:22,511 Understand? You were never here. 762 00:35:22,598 --> 00:35:25,340 [ethereal music] 763 00:35:25,427 --> 00:35:28,735 ♪ ♪ 764 00:35:28,822 --> 00:35:30,432 Okay, what kind of sorcery was that, 765 00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:31,607 and can you teach it to me? 766 00:35:31,694 --> 00:35:34,132 It was just... 767 00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:36,917 the power of positive thinking. 768 00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:39,572 It's a book that my nana used to read to me. 769 00:35:39,659 --> 00:35:41,139 It's powerful stuff. 770 00:35:43,358 --> 00:35:46,361 Or he just probably didn't want to fight in front of me. 771 00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:47,971 That's probably more likely. 772 00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:50,713 But how are--how are you? 773 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,846 That was really brave of you, standing up to him like that. 774 00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:54,717 Well, I don't know what good it'll do. 775 00:35:54,804 --> 00:35:56,328 He'll be back. 776 00:35:56,415 --> 00:35:57,807 I don't know. 777 00:35:57,894 --> 00:35:59,200 He might surprise you. 778 00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:00,897 But forget about your brother for now. 779 00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:02,160 Who? 780 00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:08,644 Tonight is about one thing only: 781 00:36:08,731 --> 00:36:09,950 me and you. 782 00:36:10,037 --> 00:36:11,081 Are you ready for that? 783 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,867 Oh, I'm ready. 784 00:36:13,954 --> 00:36:15,564 - Whoa. - [laughs] 785 00:36:17,479 --> 00:36:18,698 Mm, oh. - Oh, yeah. 786 00:36:18,785 --> 00:36:19,829 Get the door. 787 00:36:22,745 --> 00:36:25,748 [both giggling] 788 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,578 Ooh! 789 00:36:29,665 --> 00:36:31,189 Cool. - Oh, he showed up! 790 00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:32,755 Who? 791 00:36:32,842 --> 00:36:34,104 Maurice. [chuckles nervously] 792 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,845 Oh, are you two-- 793 00:36:35,932 --> 00:36:37,717 - That's, like, my best friend. - Oh. 794 00:36:37,804 --> 00:36:40,067 - Yeah. - Okay. Nice. 795 00:36:40,154 --> 00:36:41,764 May you escort me to our table? 796 00:36:41,851 --> 00:36:43,375 I may. 797 00:36:47,944 --> 00:36:49,990 [both giggling] 798 00:36:50,077 --> 00:36:51,557 I didn't think you'd show up. 799 00:36:51,644 --> 00:36:53,515 Hey. Oh, man. 800 00:36:53,602 --> 00:36:55,778 Worst part about karaoke in my experience 801 00:36:55,865 --> 00:36:57,563 is listening to people talk about what you missed 802 00:36:57,650 --> 00:36:58,868 the next day. 803 00:36:58,955 --> 00:37:01,175 No, I intend to witness this firsthand. 804 00:37:01,262 --> 00:37:03,221 Oh, sorry. 805 00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:05,701 Sarah, this is Maurice. 806 00:37:05,788 --> 00:37:07,137 I know Maurice from the Shack. 807 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,704 Well, not officially. - Well, now you do. 808 00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:10,315 [laughter] 809 00:37:10,402 --> 00:37:12,230 Have you picked a song yet? 810 00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:13,796 Because we gotta get them in early. 811 00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:17,017 No, sorry, actually, I don't sing in public, so... 812 00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:18,714 Oh. Hmm. 813 00:37:18,801 --> 00:37:20,063 [chuckles] 814 00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:22,152 No, no, no, no. 815 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,676 [gasps] 816 00:37:23,763 --> 00:37:26,287 This one. - That's my jam 817 00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:28,942 I know. You hum it all the time on mop duty. 818 00:37:29,029 --> 00:37:30,422 You noticed that? 819 00:37:30,509 --> 00:37:32,902 I notice everything about you. 820 00:37:32,989 --> 00:37:34,948 You love pizza, slasher movies-- 821 00:37:35,035 --> 00:37:36,602 especially the meta kind-- 822 00:37:36,689 --> 00:37:38,734 the sound that Velcro makes when you pull it apart, 823 00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:41,868 and your favorite slushy is Pineapple Surprise. 824 00:37:41,955 --> 00:37:43,652 [giggles] 825 00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:46,742 - Okay, okay. - [giggles] 826 00:37:46,829 --> 00:37:48,004 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 827 00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:58,058 So you--you didn't expect to see me here. 828 00:37:58,145 --> 00:37:59,364 Reginald forgot to mention it. 829 00:37:59,451 --> 00:38:01,931 - You don't mind? - No. You're his friend. 830 00:38:02,018 --> 00:38:03,237 I appreciate that. 831 00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:05,413 Not everyone would be so understanding. 832 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,197 Well, they don't know Reginald. 833 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:10,288 He's the best guy I ever met. 834 00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:11,463 [laughs] 835 00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:12,855 You really like him, huh? 836 00:38:12,942 --> 00:38:15,031 Yeah, I really do. 837 00:38:15,118 --> 00:38:17,120 Good. 838 00:38:17,207 --> 00:38:19,297 He deserves that. 839 00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:21,560 [off-key] ♪ For you ♪ 840 00:38:21,647 --> 00:38:25,041 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 841 00:38:25,128 --> 00:38:28,349 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 842 00:38:28,436 --> 00:38:31,309 [applause] 843 00:38:35,443 --> 00:38:38,359 [tense music] 844 00:38:38,446 --> 00:38:45,323 ♪ ♪ 845 00:38:47,237 --> 00:38:49,675 - Stiff competition tonight. - [laughs] 846 00:38:49,762 --> 00:38:56,421 ♪ ♪ 847 00:39:08,215 --> 00:39:10,696 What's up? 848 00:39:10,783 --> 00:39:12,698 Hey, why don't we take the party somewhere else? 849 00:39:12,785 --> 00:39:14,613 I've heard of a good bar a couple blocks over. 850 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:16,179 Let's check it out. 851 00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:17,267 We didn't get to sing our song yet. 852 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:18,617 I never understood that, 853 00:39:18,704 --> 00:39:20,662 leaving one bar and go to another. 854 00:39:20,749 --> 00:39:22,316 Reggie, I got a really strong feeling 855 00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:23,883 that we are not supposed to be here. 856 00:39:23,970 --> 00:39:26,146 Next up, we have Reginald and Sarah. 857 00:39:26,233 --> 00:39:27,626 [gasps] both: That's us! 858 00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:28,975 - Yeah. - We're up. 859 00:39:29,062 --> 00:39:31,978 - Yeah. - Yeah. Okay. 860 00:39:32,065 --> 00:39:33,501 - Here, let me get that. - That's okay. Oh! 861 00:39:33,588 --> 00:39:34,981 Oh, thank you. 862 00:39:35,068 --> 00:39:37,723 ["Total Eclipse of the Heart" playing] 863 00:39:37,810 --> 00:39:40,421 ♪ ♪ 864 00:39:40,508 --> 00:39:42,423 ♪ Turn around ♪ 865 00:39:42,510 --> 00:39:45,600 ♪ Every now and then, I get a little bit lonely ♪ 866 00:39:45,687 --> 00:39:47,733 ♪ And you're never coming round ♪ 867 00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:49,517 ♪ Turn around ♪ 868 00:39:49,604 --> 00:39:53,434 ♪ Every now and then, I get a little bit tired ♪ 869 00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:55,088 ♪ Of listening to the sound of my tears ♪ 870 00:39:55,175 --> 00:39:57,090 ♪ Turn around ♪ 871 00:39:57,177 --> 00:40:00,398 ♪ Every now and then, I get a little bit nervous ♪ 872 00:40:00,485 --> 00:40:02,400 ♪ That the best of all the years have gone by ♪ 873 00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:04,314 ♪ Turn around ♪ 874 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:08,101 ♪ Every now and then, I get a little bit terrified ♪ 875 00:40:08,188 --> 00:40:10,146 ♪ And then I see the look in your eyes ♪ 876 00:40:10,233 --> 00:40:13,715 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 877 00:40:13,802 --> 00:40:15,761 ♪ Every now and then, I fall apart ♪ 878 00:40:15,848 --> 00:40:18,241 [tense music] 879 00:40:18,328 --> 00:40:20,113 ♪ I get a little bit terrified ♪ 880 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,203 ♪ But then I see the look in your eyes ♪ 881 00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:25,945 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 882 00:40:26,032 --> 00:40:28,382 ♪ Every now and then, I fall apart ♪ 883 00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:31,472 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 884 00:40:31,559 --> 00:40:34,736 ♪ Every now and then, I fall apart ♪ 885 00:40:34,823 --> 00:40:38,131 both: ♪ And I need you now tonight ♪ 886 00:40:38,218 --> 00:40:41,482 ♪ And I need you more than ever ♪ 887 00:40:41,569 --> 00:40:45,181 ♪ And if you only hold me tight ♪ 888 00:40:45,268 --> 00:40:48,750 ♪ We'll be holding on forever ♪ 889 00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:52,580 ♪ And we'll only be making it right ♪ 890 00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:54,974 ♪ 'Cause we'll never be wrong ♪ 891 00:40:55,061 --> 00:40:58,412 ♪ Together we can take it to the end of the line ♪ 892 00:40:58,499 --> 00:41:02,198 ♪ Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time ♪ 893 00:41:02,285 --> 00:41:04,113 ♪ All of the time ♪ 894 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,419 both: ♪ I don't know what to do ♪ 895 00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:07,639 ♪ I'm always in the dark ♪ 896 00:41:07,726 --> 00:41:11,251 ♪ Living in a powder keg and giving off sparks ♪ 897 00:41:11,338 --> 00:41:14,210 ♪ I really need you tonight ♪ 898 00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:17,866 ♪ Forever's gonna start tonight ♪ 899 00:41:17,953 --> 00:41:21,043 ♪ Forever's gonna start tonight ♪ 900 00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:23,481 ♪ Time ♪ both: ♪ I was falling in love ♪ 901 00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:26,266 ♪ But now I'm only falling apart ♪ 902 00:41:26,353 --> 00:41:28,964 ♪ ♪ 903 00:41:29,051 --> 00:41:30,792 ♪ There's nothing I can do ♪ 904 00:41:30,879 --> 00:41:33,708 ♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪ 905 00:41:33,795 --> 00:41:40,672 ♪ ♪ 906 00:41:40,759 --> 00:41:43,979 ♪ Once upon a time, there was light in my life ♪ 907 00:41:44,066 --> 00:41:47,548 ♪ Now there's only life in the dark ♪ 908 00:41:47,635 --> 00:41:49,463 both: ♪ Nothing I can say ♪ 909 00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:52,553 ♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪ 910 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:59,517 ♪ ♪ 911 00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:04,130 ♪ Every now and then, I fall apart ♪ 912 00:42:04,217 --> 00:42:07,742 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 913 00:42:07,829 --> 00:42:09,396 ♪ Every now and then, I fall apart ♪ 914 00:42:09,483 --> 00:42:10,963 both: ♪ I don't know what to do ♪ 915 00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:12,965 all: ♪ I'm always in the dark ♪ 916 00:42:13,052 --> 00:42:15,141 [mouthing words] all: ♪ Living in a powder keg ♪ 917 00:42:15,228 --> 00:42:16,838 ♪ And giving off sparks ♪ 918 00:42:16,925 --> 00:42:18,536 ♪ ♪ 919 00:42:18,623 --> 00:42:21,756 all: ♪ Once upon a time, I was falling in love ♪ 920 00:42:21,843 --> 00:42:25,151 ♪ Now I'm only falling apart ♪ 921 00:42:25,238 --> 00:42:27,327 ♪ ♪ 922 00:42:27,414 --> 00:42:28,894 ♪ Nothing I can say ♪ 923 00:42:28,981 --> 00:42:32,854 ♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪ 924 00:42:32,941 --> 00:42:36,728 [cheers and applause] 925 00:42:36,815 --> 00:42:39,513 [dramatic electroacoustic music] 926 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:44,170 ♪ ♪ 927 00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:48,770 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0